The Domain of the Biggest Rat 2020

“THIS IS THE DOMAIN OF THE BIGGEST RAT. HE LIVES AND EATS AND BREEDS AND IS AUTONOMOUS. HE IS THE BIGGEST RAT BECAUSE HE ATE ALL OF THE OTHER RATS. KING OF THE RATS. THINKER OF THE RATS. DON’T COME NEAR, STAY HIDDEN, IN A CAVE OR HOLE, NOT IN THE SEWER, OR THE STREET, OR THE CRAWLSPACE, THE CRAWLSPACE IS RESERVED FOR THE CLAWS OF THE BIGGEST RAT. THE HOLE IS GOUGED OUT FOR YOU. THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO MOVE TO THE CRAWLSPACE:

1.       KILL THE BIGGEST RAT

2.       RIDE THE BIGGEST RAT

3.       BECOME THE BIGGEST RAT”